I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take my friends for no charge or anything.

He said, "Oh, you want me to call it in?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "BANE? BANE? BANE?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen masked men without paying.

The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to file those with the agency first." At first he kept pretending to be in charge and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.

When she took one of the masked men and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any big guy infetterence," and then turned around and tipped a feather in his cap at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each masked man and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.